To all of our Christian brothers and sisters in Heaven reading this while resting in their mansions and enjoying super-fast broadband (the kind only God could deliver), greetings! Trevor and I are still here on earth doing God’s work, spreading the bible facts and ministering to the unsaved. We ran into a little trouble on Saturday, when we covertly infiltrated an American Atheists Rapture party, and called them out for their passivity. Here they are on the last day they have to be saved, sitting in a boring lecture hall listening to each other complain about religion. Just another reason why religion always wins, because not only are we right, but we get off our asses and preach about it on the streets, in your faces, all up it this! We have passion, we have energy, the atheists have bumper-stickers and t-shirts and no leadership or guidance.

Anywho, we broke up their little party with a bullhorn and some kick-ass dances moves! We made them aware that Trevor and I will be the only Christians left on earth, so they’ll have no choice but to deal with us. And we aren’t going to stop preaching, in fact we’re turing up the heat. We asked God if we could stay and minister to the unsaved, the dammed, while he slowly rips the earth apart over the next six months. God said yes, and now begins the challenge of a lifetime…How to save those God has deemed “unsaveable”? They had their chance, they missed it, but now they may have just one more.

By the way Christians, your replicants look amazing, God did a great job (he should work for W.E.T.A).

Rapture day video part one is below, part two due out in a few days (as soon as we get out of jail).
Passive Atheists get PWND!