Due to the massive success of our most recent boycott against the new paganistic movie The Dark Knight Rising, we want to take some time to do what the Rapture Right Youth Ministry does best; teach good Christian youths how they too can shut down evil, with the help of something called “viral marketing”. What…
Tomorrow marks the unveiling of months of research by our diligent and talented staff, here at the Rapture Right Ministries, of facts about Christopher Nolan’s new movie “The Dark Knight Rising”. As we’ve been mentioning in our weekly youth groups for over six months now, there is a very dark [...] Continue Reading…
I had to get this off of my chest, so here goes. Some people don’t appreciate the genitalia of the opposite sex , they prefer people with the same junk as theirs. These couples are incapable of creating and raising a child. Children need attention, but if they have two [...] Continue Reading…
You heard it here first. Global warming is a fraud! Despite all the “evidence” and “facts” provided by scientists, we will NEVER believe them. Why? Because science flies in the face of Christianity. It’s continually trying to debunk Jesus and God because as we all know, the devil designed [...] Continue Reading…
Dick the Halls?First off, the police department in San Francisco, Ca is a professional, top-notch group of protectors, and honestly we’re glad they got us out of harms way. Sometimes being arrested is the only option to save our brave Christian soldiers, who are [...] Continue Reading…
