As most of you know, The Rapture Right has officially begun its boycott against the anti-Christian film movie “Religulous”.
This means that our ministry is currently at a heightened stage 9 alert awareness. We are focusing all of our efforts on getting this film banned, and due to this, we have left ourselves vulnerable to attack. Under normal Christian conditions, we are able to mount successful counter-attacks on leftist secular groups, that call us names and say we’re “totally whacked out of your minds”.
But because our resources are devoted to getting Bill Maher’s Devil movie banned, we are unable to respond to the naysayers.
This is why we need your help!
Rapture Right fans, if you’re reading this (which we know you are) please get out your Rapture Right Decoder Cross (as pictured below) and prepare to decode a secret Rapture Right message. If you don’t have a Decoder Cross, simply exit out of this website and go to paypal.com. Our paypal account name is RAPTURE1 and donate $100. We will send you a Decoder Cross asap.
Rapture Right Army, get ready to decode!
The following is a coded message for Rapture Right Army Members only:
Debbie told Suzie about Greg’s massive scar. Suzie came to the dance wearing a hat made of coupons. Teresa is an illegal, her family makes “tacos” for breakfast. Greg’s daddy drinks, Debbie had an abortion.
Once you’ve decoded the message, do exactly what it says. Remember, this film is evil, but so are the people who call The Rapture Right “retarded”. We’ll take care of Maher, you guys cover us!
More to come!
Q & A with The Rapture Rights very own female companion, Darcy!
and next week…
Can Bill Maher be sued for making Religulous? We’ll find out from one the 5 lawyers we have meetings with.